Meme!

[keiliss]

At last, a meme! Taken from mdarkdreamer and nienna_weeper 

1. Are you available?
A: Not to anyone for any reason – this is my ‘me’ time

2. Have you ever hit a deer?
A: We don’t have deer here. Buck, yes. Never hit one. Almost hit a cow once.

3. What curse do you say the most when you're pissed?
A: Fuck!

4. Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
A: Ooooh, shiney! Love colour. Colour-code everything!

5. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
A: Bits and pieces. Nothing too bad.

6. Do you often cry during a movie?
A: When the dog finds his way back home after being lost for a year, I sob.

7. Do you hate your life?
A: Heh, no. It has good days, bad days, nothing that winning the Lotto wouldn't smooth out :D

8. Do you drink?
A: That sounds so judgemental. I mean really, like ‘do you have a substance abuse problem involving alcohol’ or something. Yes I drink *glares*. Not a lot, but whisky, vodka and red wine have their place in my life. Not normally on the same night, no.

9. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A: Currently? Mascara that flakes off your lashes into your eyes.

10. Who should pay on the first date?
A: The person who said “Hey, you wanna go out with me some time?”

11. What is the ugliest color in your opinion?
A: Windows blue --- has put me off blue forever.

12. Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?
A: Nope. Really icky way to go.

13. What is the closest green object?
A: I’m sitting on the bed, and the comforter is green, aqua and blue.

14. If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?
A: No way of asking them now, so I have no clue. 

15. Do you want to have kids?
A: I have two. Two is a good number.

16. What is your favorite color?
A: Depends on my mood? Purples, greens, that sort of cherry red, amber, black… Did I mention I love colour?

17. What's your mother's middle name?
A: Doreen

18. Ever seen a corpse?
A: Several, yes. 

19. What is your favorite quote?
A: I don’t have a clear favourite, so I’m not making an arbitrary choice.

20. Squirrel?
A: Fred!!!

Comments

[mdarkdreamer.livejournal.com]

Thank you for doing the MeMe!

Whos Fred! Heheheheh

Yeah I had 3 MeMes that I put aside to do and then looked at the Questions and was all "Argh they always ask that" so I deleated a bunsh and compiled from those three and made this MeMe...except for Squirrel, that was my Q heheeheh

~Dark

[keiliss.livejournal.com]

Fred was a squirrel who attached himself to one of my RP characters in an old game - Jane and I still refer to all likely squirrels as Fred *g*.

I wondered where the usual dumb questions had gone -- nice edit.

[mdarkdreamer.livejournal.com]

Thank you, yeah I was sick of answering things like "What is your nickname-what names are you called", hellooooo, your on my LJ, you know what Im called besides my birthname...and such...

I hear ya on the "Fred" then, I call ALL Squirrls, male or female...Affy (pronounced 'Ahh-Fee', just a cute name *NodNod*)

~Dark

[chaotic-binky.livejournal.com]

I never get it with the drink questions either.

Hugs Binky xx

[keiliss.livejournal.com]

It always manages to sound accusing, lol.

*hugs*

[red-lasbelin.livejournal.com]

Okay, you have to tell the story about how you almost hit a cow.

[keiliss.livejournal.com]

The wonders of life in a third world country :) On the outskirts of the city we have all these informal settlements, and life there is -- interesting. People keep chickens next to the shack, have a few cows grazing along near the national road.... or goats... At least once a month you get warned about cattle on the N2, which is the road you take out to the airport and pretty places further up the coast :) One day I almost got (un)lucky :)