Meme!

At last, a meme! Taken from mdarkdreamer and nienna_weeper 

1. Are you available?
A: Not to anyone for any reason – this is my ‘me’ time

2. Have you ever hit a deer?
A: We don’t have deer here. Buck, yes. Never hit one. Almost hit a cow once.

3. What curse do you say the most when you're pissed?
A: Fuck!

4. Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
A: Ooooh, shiney! Love colour. Colour-code everything!

5. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
A: Bits and pieces. Nothing too bad.

6. Do you often cry during a movie?
A: When the dog finds his way back home after being lost for a year, I sob.

7. Do you hate your life?
A: Heh, no. It has good days, bad days, nothing that winning the Lotto wouldn't smooth out :D

8. Do you drink?
A: That sounds so judgemental. I mean really, like ‘do you have a substance abuse problem involving alcohol’ or something. Yes I drink *glares*. Not a lot, but whisky, vodka and red wine have their place in my life. Not normally on the same night, no.

9. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A: Currently? Mascara that flakes off your lashes into your eyes.

10. Who should pay on the first date?
A: The person who said “Hey, you wanna go out with me some time?”

11. What is the ugliest color in your opinion?
A: Windows blue --- has put me off blue forever.

12. Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?
A: Nope. Really icky way to go.

13. What is the closest green object?
A: I’m sitting on the bed, and the comforter is green, aqua and blue.

14. If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?
A: No way of asking them now, so I have no clue. 

15. Do you want to have kids?
A: I have two. Two is a good number.

16. What is your favorite color?
A: Depends on my mood? Purples, greens, that sort of cherry red, amber, black… Did I mention I love colour?

17. What's your mother's middle name?
A: Doreen

18. Ever seen a corpse?
A: Several, yes. 

19. What is your favorite quote?
A: I don’t have a clear favourite, so I’m not making an arbitrary choice.

20. Squirrel?
A: Fred!!!